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| My small Richard Laymon Collection. |
The book follows three
16-year olds on an idle summer day. Dwight, Slim and Rusty find fliers for an
exotic vampire show coming to their town. The show features Valeria, the
world's only living captured vampire. Slim, a feisty tomboy, is attracted to
Dwight. Rusty, overweight and perverse, is tired of screwing his younger sister
and dreams of nailing Valeria. Will he succeed? The book is a beautiful blend
of Bradbury`s Something Wicked This Way Comes
and Twain`s The Adventures of Huckleberry
Finn. It also echoes Stephen King`s It. However, the final product bears the mark of its author, the
master of the grotesque, the supreme perv, the world`s sickest writer, Richard
Laymon.
2. "Savage"
Trevor Bentley, a
courageous lad from London, chases Jack the Ripper from Whitechapel to the Wild
West. The notorious murdered decides to go to America in order to learn torture
techniques from the natives. Following the killer's blood trail, Trevor meets
Jesse, a wild tomboy. The love-story is very romantic, as romantic as you can
find in a champion of splatterpunk. But will Jesse end up getting raped and
carved up by Jack the Ripper? Or will he just scalp her, cut off her tits and
let her go?
Trevor Bentley, a
courageous lad from London, chases Jack the Ripper from Whitechapel to the Wild
West. The notorious murdered decides to go to America in order to learn torture
techniques from the natives. Following the killer's blood trail, Trevor meets
Jesse, a wild tomboy. The love-story is very romantic, as romantic as you can
find in a champion of splatterpunk. But will Jesse end up getting raped and
carved up by Jack the Ripper? Or will he just scalp her, cut off her tits and
let her go?
3. "Funland"
This novel has so many
things going for it. It`s about teenagers torturing hobos. It`s about mutants
and circus freaks. Tanya`s not a happy camper. He got raped by three hobos,
some of the many crawling around the Funland Amusement Park. As if that
humiliation wasn`t enough, the rapists also cut her up and pissed on her. Now,
Tanya is the leader of a group of youngsters who fight the trolls. They torture
and kill hobos under the cover of night. But her quest for revenge takes beautiful
Tanya and her crew into Jasper Dunn`s lair. The old perv owns Funhouse and
Jasper`s Oddities -- a place crowded with freaks of nature like two-headed
people and gigantic spiders and such. Is Tanya going to survive or will she get
stung again? Will Jasper Dunn manage to eat her up?
This novel has so many
things going for it. It`s about teenagers torturing hobos. It`s about mutants
and circus freaks. Tanya`s not a happy camper. He got raped by three hobos,
some of the many crawling around the Funland Amusement Park. As if that
humiliation wasn`t enough, the rapists also cut her up and pissed on her. Now,
Tanya is the leader of a group of youngsters who fight the trolls. They torture
and kill hobos under the cover of night. But her quest for revenge takes beautiful
Tanya and her crew into Jasper Dunn`s lair. The old perv owns Funhouse and
Jasper`s Oddities -- a place crowded with freaks of nature like two-headed
people and gigantic spiders and such. Is Tanya going to survive or will she get
stung again? Will Jasper Dunn manage to eat her up?
4. "Resurrection Dreams"
A masterpiece with an unforgettable
character, Melvin Dodds. Melvin was the biggest creep in Ellsworth High. For a science
project, he dug up a girl's fresh body and attempted to bring it back to life
with the aid of a battery car. The experiment failed, but his obsession didn't
stop. Back from the loony bin, Melvin gives black magic a shot. And it works.
The nurse he recently killed is brought back to life. She becomes his sex
slave. The only downside is that she is too ferocious in bed; she bites real
hard. She's also very needy and annoying. Melvin considers getting rid of her
and of other zombies he animated for his own selfish and twisted purposes. But
how can you kill what is already dead?
A masterpiece with an unforgettable
character, Melvin Dodds. Melvin was the biggest creep in Ellsworth High. For a science
project, he dug up a girl's fresh body and attempted to bring it back to life
with the aid of a battery car. The experiment failed, but his obsession didn't
stop. Back from the loony bin, Melvin gives black magic a shot. And it works.
The nurse he recently killed is brought back to life. She becomes his sex
slave. The only downside is that she is too ferocious in bed; she bites real
hard. She's also very needy and annoying. Melvin considers getting rid of her
and of other zombies he animated for his own selfish and twisted purposes. But
how can you kill what is already dead? 5. "Blood Games"
Five young women, best
friends since college, meet every year in search of fun and thrills. This year
is Helen`s turn to choose a location for their reunion. Slightly sick and
twisted, Helen chooses the Totem Pole Lodge, a deserted resort deep in the
woods. Years ago, many people had died there under bizarre circumstances.
Something to do with a tribe of cannibals. Needless to say, Helen`s choice proves disastrous.
6. "Come out, tonight"
Another legendary
character, Toby Bones. Toby has the hots for his English teacher, Sherry Gates.
But he doesn't stop at masturbating over her, like a normal teen would. Oh, no!
That's not how Toby does things! No way! What he does is he kill and eats parts
of Sherry`s boyfriend, poor Duane, and then rapes, beats and bites Sherry
savagely, leaving her for dead in the wilds. But you know what? Even that doesn`t satisfy
Toby`s primal needs. Next, he decides to go after Sherry`s younger sister,
Brenda, who is closer to his age and probably tighter. Hopefully a virgin.
Another legendary
character, Toby Bones. Toby has the hots for his English teacher, Sherry Gates.
But he doesn't stop at masturbating over her, like a normal teen would. Oh, no!
That's not how Toby does things! No way! What he does is he kill and eats parts
of Sherry`s boyfriend, poor Duane, and then rapes, beats and bites Sherry
savagely, leaving her for dead in the wilds. But you know what? Even that doesn`t satisfy
Toby`s primal needs. Next, he decides to go after Sherry`s younger sister,
Brenda, who is closer to his age and probably tighter. Hopefully a virgin. 7. "Body Rides"
In
exchange for (temporarily) saving a woman's life, Neal receives a
special bracelet. A bracelet which enables its owner to leave his body
and travel inside other people's minds. This opens a world of
possibilities for Neal. Having sex with someone while you are in their
mind. Letting someone else ride your body. Visiting random people just
to see what's it like to be them. You know, kinda like that movie Being John Malkovich. There are some problems though: what if your host dies while you are inside? Will you get trapped into their dead body like in a cage for all eternity? Or what if someone kills you while you're away on a body ride? Can you came back? Or will you just wonder around aimlessly? Or what if someone wants to kill you but you don't remember where you put your fucking bracelet?
8. "Darkness, Tell Us"
Angela
isn't a happy camper. Growing up, she was repeatedly raped and
tortured by her step-dad and step-brothers.The men used to live in a van,
driving around in search of new sexual extreme adventures. You know,
just living the American Dream. Now, having escaped her tormentors, Angela needs to sell her body to
get through college. Since tuition and housing are not cheap, she
basically sells herself into slavery. Her landlord, a foul-mouthed, hunchbacked, stinky old men, likes to tie her up naked in the closet
and whip her now and again, when tired of screwing her on the dirty
mattress in her, otherwise empty, room. To her surprise, Angela's dead mother gets in
contact with her and some of her college friends, through a Ouija board.
By promising them access to a lost treasure, the ghost facilitates
Angela's revenge.
Angela
isn't a happy camper. Growing up, she was repeatedly raped and
tortured by her step-dad and step-brothers.The men used to live in a van,
driving around in search of new sexual extreme adventures. You know,
just living the American Dream. Now, having escaped her tormentors, Angela needs to sell her body to
get through college. Since tuition and housing are not cheap, she
basically sells herself into slavery. Her landlord, a foul-mouthed, hunchbacked, stinky old men, likes to tie her up naked in the closet
and whip her now and again, when tired of screwing her on the dirty
mattress in her, otherwise empty, room. To her surprise, Angela's dead mother gets in
contact with her and some of her college friends, through a Ouija board.
By promising them access to a lost treasure, the ghost facilitates
Angela's revenge.
9. "Flesh"
A slimy, slithering ....thing
arrived in town, probably from outer space. It has dull eyes and a
hideous mouth. It likes to burrow into your brain and turn you into a
beast, a killer, a rapist, a new Ted Bundy. 'Nuff Said!
A slimy, slithering ....thing
arrived in town, probably from outer space. It has dull eyes and a
hideous mouth. It likes to burrow into your brain and turn you into a
beast, a killer, a rapist, a new Ted Bundy. 'Nuff Said!
10. "Cuts"
Albert Prince doesn`t
know how to fuck a woman. What he does is he cuts her belly with a knife, and sticks himself
in the wound. Then he pumps the bloody hole till he's done. Will Albert find out how sex really works? And how many women
will get mangled in the process?
Albert Prince doesn`t
know how to fuck a woman. What he does is he cuts her belly with a knife, and sticks himself
in the wound. Then he pumps the bloody hole till he's done. Will Albert find out how sex really works? And how many women
will get mangled in the process?
